And why, may you ask, am I awake at 2:00 am? Well probably because there is an animal in my room. Some vicious creature is trying to nibble on me in me sleep.
That’s only partially true. There is an animal in my room. It’s probably not vicious, it’s probably just a squirrel. It’s probably not trying to nibble on me, it’s probably trying to nibble on my electrical wires. Either way, I’m a scaredy-cat and will be sleeping on the couch for the remainder of the night.