Fortune Cookies Are Silly

Tonight I had a tasty meal from the Orient Star, the local Chinese food restaurant. Sesame chicken, pork fried rice, vegetable egg roll…it doesn’t get much better than that. Since I was at work, I decided to hold off on opening my fortune cookie. 

I opened it carelessly. Crumbs got all over me. Much to my dismay the fortune said: “Your love life will be happy and harmonious.”

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I don’t have a love life. I know, I know, it says “will be”… but with my luck with relationships lately I don’t get the feeling that this fortune is really going to help out my life at all.

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