Stop freaking me out, Zodiac

The Zodiac freaks me out more than most things, and yet I still live by it like a religion. I read my horoscope every day, twice a day: Once at the beginning to see what I have to look forward to, and again at night to see if what it said actually happened. It usually has.

Born in August, I’m a Leo. This means, that, according to the zodiac, my key traits are as follows:

Strengths: Warmth, humor, pride, joy, creativity, passion, generosity.leo
Weaknesses: Arrogance, stubbornness, inflexibility, self-centeredness, laziness.
Charismatic marks: Regal manner, powerful, strong, muscular.
Likes:The theater, being admired, taking holidays, fun with friends, expensive things, bright colors.
Dislikes: Being ignored, facing difficult reality, not being king or queen.
Best environment: In the sun! Also any place where Leo has a chance to be creative or shine in front of others.

I don’t know how more spot-on this could be. Especially disliking being ignored…there is nothing I hate more than being ignored. Oh, and I LOVE expensive things. Like Audis. And LOFT.

On the topic of careers, Horoscope.com says “Leos love to surround themselves with the things they fancy.” Is that why I’m the only one in the office with bright orange desk accessories and floral folders?

All that being said, my horoscope today: “There’s an emotional intensity inside you today that’s squirming to find a way out, Leo. Sudden outbursts are likely, so take care to hold your temper in check. Surround yourself with good friends who can support your erratic feelings. Don’t be clingy. Seek friends who are thoughtful listeners, not permanent crutches. They may be feeling the same strong tension and don’t need an extra burden,” is yet again completely accurate, and the day isn’t even done yet.

I don’t have a filter when it comes to what I’m thinking, and I’ve let those “sudden outbursts” become a part of my daily routine (don’t worry, only in my personal life, not at work or anything). Oh, and I was just told I was clingy. HUH.

My Chinese horoscope for today says: “How you dress and improving your personal style can bring recognition of a very agreeable kind. Making enjoyable and exciting changes need not be expensive. Sort through your clothes to get better organized. Gently used things can make a dramatic difference. Share what you no longer use with others.”

I have no problem going through my clothes today. Looks like a project for the night!

Do you follow the zodiac? Do you believe in it?

 

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