- I would have an excuse to go outdoors all the time.
- It would be completely normal to go for three walks a day.
- Dogs make your mood better, no matter what.
- I wouldn’t want a boyfriend, because having a dog would be way better.
- I wouldn’t be afraid of my neighbors, because the dog would alert me of danger.
- Live vacuum cleaner.
- Dog owners are just generally cooler people.
- Dogs love you no matter what.